The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‚miaulement‘ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to bokep the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‚actrice‘, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in bokep terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as bokep performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. memek It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in crot hand. This was the conclusion bokeh of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‚manipulation‘, crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‚copulatory vocalisation‘ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‚I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin‘ move on.‘ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your bokeh sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual memek yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‚As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.‘

Well, bokep only if you bokep want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate porn cousins – was crot to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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