The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if porn I memek should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‚miaulement‘ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‚actrice‘, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot bokeh the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as bokeh genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The memek Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‚manipulation‘, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‚copulatory vocalisation‘ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‚I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin‘ move on.‘ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in memek 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‚As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.‘

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely crot reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then bokep men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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