The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve bokeh long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s memek Latin Quarter where bokep I was memek kept awake all night by a woman in a memek nearby room screeching memek so loudly that I wondered if memek I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‚miaulement‘ (the memek bokep delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled porn her bokeh eyes and porn declared the woman an ‚actrice‘, memek or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In crot other words, crot you memek can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s crot sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her porn partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in bokep my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner memek feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh crot ‚manipulation‘, memek porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‚copulatory vocalisation‘ in order to memek encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the crot louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image

It was like saying: bokep ‚I’m enjoying memek this, bokep but can you get a bokep bloomin‘ move on.‘ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex crot education bokeh memek memek comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokep Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‚As memek far memek as I’m concerned, crot that’s bokep what crot you should be doing.‘

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded porn the most likely bokeh reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokep – porn was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to memek copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the bokeh best sex may crot just memek be the quietest.

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